Pay what you want for my new EP! If you like what you hear, and you'd like to help a starving artist bring you more crunkness, hit that "Buy" button and throw me a few bucks ($1,$5,$10, whatever, it's all rad!).
If you're broke, enter "0" as the purchase price, and get down! But please, share it with all your homies and help me become famous on the interwebs. And of course, come out and dance if I play a show in your town!
As always, thanks for the love and support! Now, read this wacky bullshit:
A long time ago, in a land far, far away, intrepid explorers braved the stormy seas in search of the world's finest treasures. It was an arduous life of sailing, digging, and fighting, but those who persevered gained riches beyond their wildest dreams: gold, silver, ivory, and endless supplies of rum. But something was missing. Something just didn't quite feel right. The sailors began to turn on each other. Mutiny after bloody mutiny happened, and the pirates' numbers dipped dangerously low.
Until one group of these swashbucklers found something unexpected. Something, well ... different. One day, off the Deep Coast of the United Bass of America, an unwitting group of buccaneers found a secret cache that would change their lives forever. After days of digging, these poor bedraggled pirates, through their sea-worn eyes, beheld the majestic glory of the world's ultimate prize: the Crunken Treasure.
Finally, their quest had come to an end; the years of searching had paid off. Abandoning their former existence of pain and violence, the pirates gave themselves fully to the Basslife. And there was much rejoicing! But, don't just take my word for it. Experience it for yourself! Plug in those speakers, crank up your subs, and get down, because the booty don't lie ...
released February 18, 2014
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